Okay. This a game I made on Poonz Tavern. All you really do is post nonsencical, yet related things you have to do.
Remember, the point is to move a step closer with every post, but never get the Triforce. I'll start. Restart the game 50000000000000000000000 times.

Hit ABBBABABABABAABABABABABABABABABAAAAAAAABBBBABABABBBABABBBBAAAABBABABABABAAAABABAABBABABBABABABABBA 17 times in succession. It must be entered quickly.

You start the game and realize you start the game as an adult and not a kid.

Quickly run into all the trees until boredom sets in.

Next, climb into one of the trees, eat an apple, and press Z 53.5 times.

Now, jump off that tree and press (in this order) BAA BAA. This will get you sheep skin, which will be integral to getting the Triforce.

Use the sheep skin to sneak into the farm, and talk to one of the sheep to get the Wind Waker v2.

Swiftly kill the sheep and get back your money.

Now that you have the Wind Waker v2, use it to blow an old guy off of his stoop.

Ask him how the dirt tastes. If he spits it out and starts yelling, press Z to grab the word balloon and RUN!

Use the word balloon the put out the fire on Shade's head.

Then roll the following on a set of die:

A six, a seven, and a nine.

Once you do that, Shade will cough up...a rupee.

The rupee is made of soild gold, so melt it and make a solid gold sword.

The way you melt it is by taking it into one of the really hot rooms in the fire dungeon and just sitting there for a while, btw.

Uh, this sword can actually kill cuccoos, but it's really hard. Go to Kakariko and just keep attacking them until you kill them all.

After you kill them all, a dark Cuccoo will appear. Kill it and mark yourself with its blood.